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<\/a><\/p>\nGerman (from Hans Mund, 30)<\/strong> Two planets meet. The first asks: “So, how are you?” Japanese (from NJ Hussain, 27)<\/strong> What do pandas eat? Brazilian Portuguese (from Giulia Costa, 23)<\/strong> Do you know the joke of “no me neither”? Norwegian (from Ole Goethe, 36)<\/strong> Two whales are sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly says: “Mmmwaamm!” Danish (by comedian Sofie Hagen, 25)<\/strong> Here in England, I learned a new word: chubbychaser. As a fat person, I find that hilarious. Look, there’s never a need for a chase. I don’t run.<\/p>\n Swedish (by comedian Evelyn Mok, 26)<\/strong> I’ve recently got a stalker. He’s everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: “JESUS LOVES YOU.”<\/p>\n Finnish (from Antton R, 32)<\/strong> Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? Hungarian (from Andras Szirko, 30)<\/strong> What do you call a man who wakes up early in the morning, wears a white apron, bakes bread, but is not a baker? Dutch (by comedian Rayen Panday, 30)<\/strong> I still live at home. My great-grandparents are from India, they moved to Surinam, and my parents moved from Surinam to Amsterdam. And I’m born and raised in Amsterdam, but I don’t really have a connection with Surinam and India, I feel Dutch. But I gotta say, it’s a little strange living at home with those two immigrants.<\/p>\n Spanish (from Fernando Acu\u00f1a, 33)<\/strong> A man enters a store and says: “15 litres of wine please.” Mexican Spanish (from Erica Buist, 29)<\/strong> What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Estonian (by comedian Janika Maidle, 22)<\/strong> I am single by choice. Russian (from Olga N, 30)<\/strong><\/p>\n \u041f\u0440\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043b \u0442\u0443\u0440\u0438\u0441\u0442 \u0432 \u0442\u0443\u0440-\u0430\u0433\u0435\u043d\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e.<\/p>\n \u0425\u043e\u0447\u0443 \u0442\u0443\u0434\u0430 \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u044e \u043a\u0443\u0434\u0430. A man walks into a travel agents. Bosnian (from Sladjana Perkovic, 31)<\/strong> A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish.” French (from Amandine Agic, 28)<\/strong> There are two eggs in a fridge. Greek (from Elina M, 31)<\/strong> Three men are sentenced to death in a faraway country: an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Cypriot. On execution day they are asked to name their last wish. The Englishman asks for a cigar. The Frenchman a glass of wine. The Cypriot asks to be granted a last opportunity to talk to the execution squad about the Cyprus problem. On hearing this, the Frenchman and Englishman change their last wishes and beg to be shot before the Cypriot starts talking.<\/p>\n Dutch (anon, 25)<\/strong> Two bandits decide to rob a bank at night. They have planned it carefully so that they will have no trouble entering. On the night of the robbery, not a single alarm goes off. When they enter the bank they come across a room filled with vaults. One of the bandits manages to open one of the vaults, only to discover there is nothing inside except a small bowl of yoghurt. The two bandits open up all the vaults, one by one, and each vault only contains a small bowl of yoghurt. “We have been cheated! Let’s eat all the yoghurt to get back at them!” The two bandits eat all the yoghurt and leave with their bellies full. The next day all the papers have the same headline: “Unexplained robbery at spermbank.”<\/p>\n Macedonian (from Mila Damyanoska, 22)<\/strong> Only 20% of Macedonians live in stress and revolt. The other 80% live in Australia, the US, Canada, Germany, Sweden, the UK \u2026<\/p>\n Hebrew (from Rachel Goldberg, 26)<\/strong> A Polish Jewish woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts: “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?” She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?”<\/p>\n Source:\u00a0www.theguardian.com<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What makes Generation Y laugh in Germany, Japan or Brazil? 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\nTreffen sich zwei Planeten, sagt der eine zum anderen: “Na wie geht’s?”
\nSagt der andere: “Nicht so gut, ich hab Homo Sapiens.”
\nDarauf antwortet der erste: “Ja das kenn ich, mach dir nichts draus, das geht vorbei.”<\/p>\n
\nThe second answers: “Well, I’m sick, I’ve got Homo Sapiens.”
\nThe first replies: “Oh, I know that one. No worries, it’ll pass.”<\/p>\n
\n\u30d1\u30f3\u30c0\u306e\u990c\u306f\u4f55 ? \u30d1\u30f3\u3060! \/ Panda no esa wa nani? Pan da!<\/p>\n
\nBread!<\/p>\n
\nConhece a piada do n\u00e3o nem eu?
\nN\u00e3o.
\nNem eu.<\/p>\n
\nNo.
\nMe neither.<\/p>\n
\nDet var to hvaler som satt p\u00e5 en bar. Og s\u00e5 sa den ene: “Mmmwaamm!”
\nDen andre hvalen ser p\u00e5 den og bare sier: “Fy faen, du er drita full.”<\/p>\n
\nThe second whale looks over and and says: “Holy shit, you’re fucking drunk.”<\/p>\n
\nI England har jeg l\u00e6rt et nyt udtryk: Dellej\u00e6ger. Som tyk person synes jeg, at det er mega-underligt. Pr\u00f8’li’h\u00f8r, der er aldrig som s\u00e5dan behov for en jagt. Jeg l\u00f8ber ikke.<\/p>\n
\nJag har f\u00e5tt en stalker. Han \u00e4r \u00f6verallt, hela tiden. Och hans “grej” \u00e4r att han skickar andra m\u00e4nniskor f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rklara sin k\u00e4rlek f\u00f6r mig. S\u00e5 jag kan g\u00e5 en promenad och helt pl\u00f6tsligt s\u00e5 dyker det upp en kvinna som skriker: “JESUS \u00c4LSKAR DIG.”<\/p>\n
\nMink\u00e4 liikennemerkin kohdalla Suomessa saa tehd\u00e4 moottoritiell\u00e4 U-k\u00e4\u00e4nn\u00f6ksen?
\nL\u00e4hestytte Ven\u00e4j\u00e4n rajaa.<\/p>\n
\nYou are approaching the Russian border.<\/p>\n
\nKi az: kor\u00e1n reggel kel, feh\u00e9r k\u00f6penye van, kenyeret s\u00fct, de nem p\u00e9k?
\nDe, p\u00e9k.<\/p>\n
\nNo, it is a baker!<\/p>\n
\nIk woon nog thuis, mijn voorouders komen uit India, die zijn gehaald naar suriname en mijn ouders zijn verhuisd van Suriname naar Amsterdam. Daar ben ik geboren en ik heb niet echt een binding met Suriname of India, maar ik moet je zeggen. Ik vind het wel een beetje raar thuis met die twee buitenlanders.<\/p>\n
\nUn hombre entra en una bodega y dice:
\nMe dar\u00eda usted 15 litros de vino?
\n\u00bfTrae el recipiente?
\nEst\u00e1 usted hablando con \u00e9l.<\/p>\n
\n“Did you bring a container for this? ”
\n“You’re speaking to it.”<\/p>\n
\nQu\u00e9 le dijo una uva verde a una uva morada?
\nRespira por Dios!<\/p>\n
\nOh my God, breathe!<\/p>\n
\nMa olen vallaline ja see on valik.
\nNende valik, kes pole n\u00f5us minuga v\u00e4lja tulema.<\/p>\n
\nA choice made by those reluctant to date me.<\/p>\n
\n\u041a\u0438\u043f\u0440, \u043e\u043b-\u0438\u043d\u043a\u043b\u044e\u0437\u0438\u0432, \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043e\u043c!
\n\u041d\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u043e\u043f\u0430\u0441\u043d\u043e. \u0421\u0430\u043c\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0442\u044b \u043f\u0430\u0434\u0430\u044e\u0442.
\n\u0421\u043e\u043b\u043d\u0435\u0447\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0413\u0440\u0435\u0446\u0438\u044f. \u041f\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043c!
\n\u041d\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u043e\u043f\u0430\u0441\u043d\u043e. \u041f\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0434\u044b \u0442\u043e\u043d\u0443\u0442.
\n\u0410\u0432\u0442\u043e\u0431\u0443\u0441\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0432 \u0415\u0432\u0440\u043e\u043f\u0443! \u0421\u043f\u0435\u0446\u0438\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0438 \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0434\u043b\u044f \u0432\u0430\u0441!
\n\u0414\u0430 \u043d\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0432\u044b! \u0410 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u0438\u0435 \u0430\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0438\u0438 \u0431\u044b\u0432\u0430\u044e\u0442 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0445!
\n\u0422\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u043e\u0442! \u041f\u0435\u0448\u0435\u0445\u043e\u0434\u043d\u0430\u044f \u044d\u043a\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0440\u0441\u0438\u044f \u0441 ce\u043ac\u0443\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u043c \u0443\u043a\u043b\u043e\u043d\u043e\u043c!
\n\u041e, \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0445\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442!
\n\u0418\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0445%\u0439!<\/p>\n
\nMan: “I would like to go somewhere really special.”
\nTravel agent: “We have just the thing: an all-inclusive holiday in Cyprus, flying from Moscow.”
\nMan: “Nah, there have been so many plane crashes, I really wouldn’t feel safe.”
\nTravel agent: “OK, I can offer you a cruise around the Greek islands then?”
\nMan: “But there have been so many cruise-liner incidents \u2026”
\nTravel agent: “In that case, I can offer you a coach tour of Europe?”
\nMan: “But the road accidents \u2013 they are worst of all!”
\nTravel agent: “Oh, I think I have just the ticket \u2013 a walking tour, but I must warn you: it has sexual overtones.”
\nMan: “That sounds perfect!”
\nTravel agent: “Go fuck yourself.”<\/p>\n
\nBosanac uhvati zlatnu ribicu i ona ka\u017ee pusti me ispuni\u0107u ti \u017eelju a bosanac ka\u017ee kakva \u017eelja nosim te zlataru zlato je zlato.<\/p>\n
\nThe Bosnian says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop \u2013 gold is gold.”<\/p>\n
\nC’est deux oeufs dans un frigo.
\nUn dit \u00e0 l’autre: “Mais dis donc, t’es dr\u00f4lement poilu pour un oeuf.”
\nL’autre r\u00e9pond: “Mais je suis un kiwi.”<\/p>\n
\nOne says to the other: “Hey, you’re quite hairy for an egg.”
\nThe other replies: “But I am a kiwi.”<\/p>\n
\n\u03a4\u03c1\u03b5\u03b9\u03c2 \u03ac\u03bd\u03c4\u03c1\u03b5\u03c2 \u03ad\u03c7\u03bf\u03c5\u03bd \u03ba\u03b1\u03c4\u03b1\u03b4\u03b9\u03ba\u03b1\u03c3\u03c4\u03b5\u03af \u03c3\u03b5 \u03b8\u03ac\u03bd\u03b1\u03c4\u03bf \u03c3\u03b5 \u03bc\u03b9\u03b1 \u03bc\u03b1\u03ba\u03c1\u03b9\u03bd\u03ae \u03c7\u03ce\u03c1\u03b1: \u0384\u0388\u03bd\u03b1\u03c2 \u0386\u03b3\u03b3\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2, \u03ad\u03bd\u03b1\u03c2 \u0393\u03ac\u03bb\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2 \u03ba\u03b1\u03b9 \u03ad\u03bd\u03b1\u03c2 \u039a\u03cd\u03c0\u03c1\u03b9\u03bf\u03c2. \u03a4\u03b7\u03bd \u03b7\u03bc\u03ad\u03c1\u03b1 \u03c4\u03b7\u03c2 \u03b5\u03ba\u03c4\u03ad\u03bb\u03b5\u03c3\u03ae\u03c2 \u03c4\u03bf\u03c5\u03c2, \u03c4\u03bf\u03c5\u03c2 \u03b6\u03ae\u03c4\u03b7\u03c3\u03b1\u03bd \u03bd\u03b1 \u03c0\u03bf\u03c5\u03bd \u03c4\u03b7\u03bd \u03c4\u03b5\u03bb\u03b5\u03c5\u03c4\u03b1\u03af\u03b1 \u03c4\u03bf\u03c5\u03c2 \u03b5\u03c5\u03c7\u03ae. \u039f \u0386\u03b3\u03b3\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2 \u03b6\u03ae\u03c4\u03b7\u03c3\u03b5 \u03ad\u03bd\u03b1 \u03c0\u03bf\u03cd\u03c1\u03bf, \u03bf \u0393\u03ac\u03bb\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2 \u03ad\u03bd\u03b1 \u03c0\u03bf\u03c4\u03ae\u03c1\u03b9 \u03ba\u03c1\u03b1\u03c3\u03af \u03ba\u03b1\u03b9 \u03bf \u039a\u03cd\u03c0\u03c1\u03b9\u03bf\u03c2 \u03b6\u03ae\u03c4\u03b7\u03c3\u03b5 \u03bc\u03af\u03b1 \u03c4\u03b5\u03bb\u03b5\u03c5\u03c4\u03b1\u03af\u03b1 \u03b5\u03c5\u03ba\u03b1\u03b9\u03c1\u03af\u03b1 \u03bd\u03b1 \u03bc\u03b9\u03bb\u03ae\u03c3\u03b5\u03b9 \u03c3\u03c4\u03bf\u03c5\u03c2 \u03b5\u03ba\u03c4\u03b5\u03bb\u03b5\u03c3\u03c4\u03ad\u03c2 \u03b3\u03b9\u03b1 \u03c4\u03bf \u039a\u03c5\u03c0\u03c1\u03b9\u03b1\u03ba\u03cc. \u0391\u03ba\u03bf\u03cd\u03b3\u03bf\u03bd\u03c4\u03b1\u03c2 \u03b1\u03c5\u03c4\u03cc, \u03bf \u0386\u03b3\u03b3\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2 \u03ba\u03b1\u03b9 \u03bf \u0393\u03ac\u03bb\u03bb\u03bf\u03c2 \u03b6\u03ae\u03c4\u03b7\u03c3\u03b1\u03bd \u03bd\u03b1 \u03b1\u03bb\u03bb\u03ac\u03be\u03bf\u03c5\u03bd \u03c4\u03b7\u03bd \u03c4\u03b5\u03bb\u03b5\u03c5\u03c4\u03b1\u03af\u03b1 \u03c4\u03bf\u03c5\u03c2 \u03b5\u03c5\u03c7\u03ae \u03ba\u03b1\u03b9 \u03b9\u03ba\u03ad\u03c4\u03b5\u03c5\u03c3\u03b1\u03bd \u03bd\u03b1 \u03b5\u03ba\u03c4\u03b5\u03bb\u03b5\u03c3\u03c4\u03bf\u03cd\u03bd \u03c0\u03c1\u03b9\u03bd \u03bf \u039a\u03cd\u03c0\u03c1\u03b9\u03bf\u03c2 \u03b1\u03c1\u03c7\u03af\u03c3\u03b5\u03b9 \u03bd\u03b1 \u03bc\u03b9\u03bb\u03ac\u03b5\u03b9.<\/p>\n
\nTwee Belgische boeven besluiten om in de nacht een overal te gaan plegen op een bank. Ze hebben de overval goed voorbereid en besproken zodat ze op de bewuste nacht zonder enige problemen de bank binnen kunnen komen. Die nacht gaan ze inbreken en zonder dat ook maar \u00e9\u00e9n van de alarmsystemen afgaat komen ze in de kamer met alle kluizen. De eerste Belg krijgt \u00e9\u00e9n van de kluizen open, maar schrikt zich rot wanneer hij erachter komt dat er alleen \u00e9\u00e9n potje yoghurt staat. De twee Belgische boeven beginnen alle kluizen open te breken en \u00e9\u00e9n voor \u00e9\u00e9n vinden ze elke keer weer een potje yoghurt. De ene Belg zegt: “We zijn voor de gek gehouden! Laten we alle yoghurt opeten om hen terug te pakken” en direct beginnen de twee Belgen alle yoghurt op te eten. Wanneer alle yoghurt op is vertrekken de twee Belgen met een volle buik. De volgende dag staat er op de voorpagina van de krant: “Onbegrijpelijke inbraak in de spermabank.”<\/p>\n
\n\u0421\u0430\u043c\u043e 20 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0438 \u043e\u0434 \u041c\u0430\u043a\u0435\u0434\u043e\u043d\u0446\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0435\u0430\u0442 \u0432\u043e \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0441 \u0438 \u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u043b\u0442. \u0414\u0440\u0443\u0433\u0438\u0442\u0435 80 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0438 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0435\u0430\u0442 \u0432\u043e \u0410\u0432\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0458\u0430, \u0410\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0430, \u041a\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0434\u0430, \u0413\u0435\u0440\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0458\u0430, \u0428\u0432\u0435\u0434\u0441\u043a\u0430, \u0412\u0435\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0411\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0458\u0430 \u2026<\/p>\n
\n\u05d9\u05d4\u05d5\u05d3\u05d9\u05d4 \u05e4\u05d5\u05dc\u05e0\u05d9\u05d4 \u05e7\u05de\u05d4 \u05d1\u05d0\u05de\u05e6\u05e2 \u05d8\u05d9\u05e1\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d0\u05e8\u05d4”\u05d1 \u05d5\u05e6\u05d5\u05e2\u05e7\u05ea: “\u05d9\u05e9 \u05db\u05d0\u05df \u05e8\u05d5\u05e4\u05d0??”. \u05d1\u05d7\u05d5\u05e8 \u05e0\u05d7\u05de\u05d3 \u05d5\u05e8\u05e6\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e0\u05d9\u05d2\u05e9 \u05d0\u05dc\u05d9\u05d4 \u05de\u05d4\u05e8 \u05d5\u05d0\u05d5\u05de\u05e8 \u05dc\u05d4: “\u05db\u05df \u05de\u05d4 \u05d4\u05d1\u05e2\u05d9\u05d4?”. \u05d4\u05d9\u05d0 \u05e2\u05d5\u05e0\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d5: “\u05d0\u05ea\u05d4 \u05e8\u05d5\u05e6\u05d4 \u05d0\u05d5\u05dc\u05d9 \u05dc\u05d4\u05db\u05d9\u05e8 \u05d0\u05ea \u05d4\u05d1\u05ea \u05e9\u05dc\u05d9?”.<\/p>\n